1. I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV.

2. I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the back yard with it.

3. I will not chew red crayons or pens, because my master will think that I am hemorrhaging.

4. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

5. I must shake the rainwater out of my coat BEFORE I enter the house.