Author Archives: New Bloggy Cat
Quote of the day – NBC
“I’m your happy.”
Joke of the day – Hairitage
Joke of the day – GILLty fish
“Is that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?”
Joke of the day – Cucumber
“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”
Joke of the day – Retired
Quote of the day – George Bernard Shaw
“If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet,
you’d best teach it to dance.” –
George Bernard Shaw
Quote of the day – Terri Guillemets
Happy Thanksgiving ლ(- ◡ -ლ)
“Now is no time to think of what you do not have.
Think of what you can do with that there is”
― Ernest Hemingway
Joke of the day – I’m up hair!
“I’ve had it up to hair.”
