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Joke of the day – Baaaket
“Hey,ewe!
What’s with the pail look?
Nuttin’!
I’m going up the hill
with Jack and Jill
to fetch a pail of water.”
Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
“I wonder what kind of bird Humpty Dumpty would have hatched into eh? Sadly, we’ll never know.” – Harry Hill
Joke of the day – Hairlarious
The little black dress…
“The little black dress expresses
a moment of freedom and
individuality every time.”
– André Leon Talley
Joke of the day – Y.O.R
“Yellow there!
Orange you glad
there are so many
books to be red.”
Quote of the day – NBC
Quote of the day – Rita Rudner
“I don’t plan to
grow old gracefully.
I plan to have face-lifts
until my ears meet. “
– Rita Rudner
Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson
“If I feel physically as if the top
of my head were taken off,
I know that is poetry.”
