“I ain’t old.
I’m a hairloom in the making.”
Tag Archives: puns
Joke of the day – GILLty fish
“Is that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?”
Joke of the day – Cucumber
“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”
Joke of the day – I’m up hair!
“I’ve had it up to hair.”
Joke of the day – Shell we?
Joke of the day – Ice bear
“Let’s make boatiful memories together.”
Happy Halloween
Yoda said,
“Do or do not. There is no try.”
If that’s the case,
I must say boo and scary on.”
