Tag Archives: puns
Joke of the day – fLAGpole
“I will and I can take pole position and sleep next to the fLAGpole.”
Joke of the day – Hello…
(*゜▽゜ノノ～♪Hello from the otter side
I must’ve called a thousand times
To tell you I’m sorry
For everything that I’ve done
But when I call you never
Seem to be home ♪( ´θ｀)ノ
Joke of the day – Life at Steak
“The steaks have been raised but I feel udderly useless.”
Joke of the day – Hourglass
“I finally figure out what owlglass means.”
Joke of the day – ‘Pees’ out
“I love you to pee-ces”
Joke of the day – Owlstanding
“This ride down memory train is owl of this world.”
Joke of the day – Leadersheep
“One day, I will wool the ewe-niverse.”
Joke of the day – Flour power
“I was born to flour-ish.”
“What’s wrong, mom? You look as dough you’ve seen a ghost.”
