Tag Archives: puns

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Joke of the day – ZENtred

January 27, 2022 | Newbloggycat

“I take my zen moments

very sealiously.”

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Joke of the day – Wishful

January 26, 2022 | Newbloggycat

“Dieting is wishful shrinking.”

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Joke of the day – PLANtS

January 21, 2022 | Newbloggycat

“Sorry, I already have

PLANtS this weekend.”

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Joke of the day – Pasta

January 20, 2022 | Newbloggycat

“Can you pasta sauce please?”

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Joke of the day – Love MEat

January 19, 2022 | Newbloggycat

♪♪(o*゜∇゜)o～♪♪

Love MEat tender

Love MEat sweet

Never let you go

You have made

my life complete

And I love you so.

♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

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Joke of the day – Sole purpose

January 18, 2022 | Newbloggycat

“Follow your sole,

it knows the way.”

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Joke of the day – Feather

January 16, 2022 | Newbloggycat

“I’m feeling a bit under the feather.”

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Joke of the day – I’m sealious

January 15, 2022 | Newbloggycat

“Mom,

Sea, I ain’t lion.

My fate is sealed.”

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Joke of the day – Oh buoy!

January 12, 2022 | Newbloggycat

“I’m such a good buoy!”

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Joke of the day – Bone scan

January 8, 2022 | Newbloggycat

“Dogs can’t see your bones.

But cat sCAN.”

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