A minister preached a very short sermon. He explained, “My dog got into my office and chewed up some of my notes.”
At the end of the service, a visitor asked, “If your dog ever has pups, please let my pastor have one of them.”
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Joke of the day – Dragon
Do you feel like this Monday would dragon forever?
Relax….have some nutritious dragon fruit!
Dragon fruit aka pitaya
Slice it into half, You’ll find red flesh with black seeds inside. (Some dragon fruit comes in white flesh)
Peel off the skin.
Slice into cubes and dig in.
Joke of the day – Donut diet
Joke of the day – Parable
Teacher: “What parable in the Bible do you like best?”
Student: “The one about the guy that loafs and fishes.”
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Joke of the day – Stand tall
Blessed are those who are short,
for they are more down-to-earth!
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Joke of the day – COFFEEteria
Joke of the day – ProDUCK
Duckling: “What happened to you?”
Rubber ducky: “I got plastic surgery done.”
