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Joke of the day – Deer

“I’m very fawn of you, my deer.”

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Joke of the day – Roast

“Roast, Roast I love you with an aching stomach.
What is your future, now we have to part?
Standing on the jetty as the steamer moves away,
Flavour of Malaya, I cannot wait.
Make way, oh, make way for my Eastern Roast….”
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“My almost purrfect roast for dinner tonight.  Yum!”