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Joke of the day – I’m gonna snap!

I love my job.  I shoot people.

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So, I heard you have a Nikon.
But, I have a CANnON.
Sometimes life gets fuzzy.  Stop shaking and stay focus.
I’m gonna snap whenever you’re ready!

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Joke of the day – SnOw funny

“Wake me up when winter is over” – Snowpy

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“It’s freezing and I’m so BOAR-ed!’

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“Do you wanna play snowball with me?”

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“Let’s go snow fishing.”

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“Get me outta here.  I’m feline too cold.  I’m not an Eskimew.”

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Joke of the day – Sole searching

I feel sole tired
like my sole is all worn out.
I was out all day sole-searching.
And then I met a guy on the sidewalk
and he said
Sole, what is your problem?
I can heel you
I can save your sole
I was sole happy that
I had finally found the place 
to console and restore my sole.

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