A minister preached a very short sermon. He explained, “My dog got into my office and chewed up some of my notes.”
At the end of the service, a visitor asked, “If your dog ever has pups, please let my pastor have one of them.”
Eat more wHOLEsome food!
Teacher: “What parable in the Bible do you like best?”
Student: “The one about the guy that loafs and fishes.”
Blessed are those who are short,
for they are more down-to-earth!
Duckling: “What happened to you?”
Rubber ducky: “I got plastic surgery done.”
A useful container where things can be lost alphabetically!
Doctor, doctor, my mom keeps putting me in the dustbin.
Don’t talk rubbish!