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Joke of the day – Stinkin’ cute

January 12, 2021 | Newbloggycat
“I’m a little scentimental.
Smell ya later.”
– Farting squirrel
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Joke of the day – Yacht

January 11, 2021 | Newbloggycat
“A sea-nic route?
You’ve yacht to be kidding me.”
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Joke of the day – Muffin

January 8, 2021 | Newbloggycat
“Enough of monkey business. Thanks for muffin!
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Joke of the day – New year‘s resolution

January 3, 2021 | Newbloggycat
“Should I lose weight or buy a bigger basket?”
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Joke of the day – Hare I am

December 30, 2020 | Newbloggycat
“Hare I am!
It’s almost New Ear’s Eve.
And I’m ear for you
if you need me,
anytime, any place.”
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Joke of the day – Elf

December 23, 2020 | Newbloggycat
“Good Elf-ternoon!
Do you wanna take
an elfie with me?
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Joke of the day – Cardio

December 20, 2020 | Newbloggycat
“I love this scratching post.
It’s the purrfect treadmill.”
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Joke of the day – Wine down

December 18, 2020 | Newbloggycat
“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year. Cheers!”
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Joke of the day – Hoo’s hoo

December 17, 2020 | Newbloggycat
Owldy! I’m Woudini,
the owlstanding magician,
and godson of Houdini.
Yup, like feather, like son.
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Joke of the day – Happy potato

December 16, 2020 | Newbloggycat
“Smile and be spudtacular as I yam!”
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