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Joke of the day – PROMpt

September 19, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“Life’s a catwalk!

Be PROMinent!

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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

September 17, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“Be eggtra careful, yolks!”

Happy Fryday!

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Joke of the day – seCURE

September 16, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“Friendship is

the best oinkment and

tweetment for the soul.”

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Joke of the day – Ostrich

September 15, 2021 | Newbloggycat

Warning in the zoo:

Please don’t scare the ostrich.

The floor is made of concrete.

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Joke of the day – Unshod

September 12, 2021 | Newbloggycat

Don’t go around brrr-footed!

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Joke of the day – TGIF

September 10, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“Yes! Fri-nally!”

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Joke of the day – In shape

September 9, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“It isn’t hard to stay in shape.”

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Joke of the day – Ruffled

September 8, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“Don’t ask!

Just pour the coffee.”

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Joke of the day – I BEerLIEVE

September 7, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“…this purresent mewment

is ale you have.

So, beer hoppy!”

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Joke of the day – Fox

September 6, 2021 | Newbloggycat

It’s hard to rethink the box fox when you’re so close to it.

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