Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Stinkin’ cute

January 12, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“I’m a little scentimental.

Smell ya later.”

– Farting squirrel

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Joke of the day – Yacht

January 11, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“A sea-nic route?

You’ve yacht to be kidding me.”

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Joke of the day – Muffin

January 8, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“Enough of monkey business. Thanks for muffin!

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Joke of the day – New year‘s resolution

January 3, 2021 | Newbloggycat

“Should I lose weight or buy a bigger basket?”

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Joke of the day – Hare I am

December 30, 2020 | Newbloggycat

“Hare I am!

It’s almost New Ear’s Eve.

And I’m ear for you

if you need me,

anytime, any place.”

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Joke of the day – Elf

December 23, 2020 | Newbloggycat

“Good Elf-ternoon!

Do you wanna take

an elfie with me?

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Joke of the day – Cardio

December 20, 2020 | Newbloggycat

“I love this scratching post.

It’s the purrfect treadmill.”

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Joke of the day – Wine down

December 18, 2020 | Newbloggycat

“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year. Cheers!”

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Joke of the day – Hoo’s hoo

December 17, 2020 | Newbloggycat

Owldy! I’m Woudini,

the owlstanding magician,

and godson of Houdini.

Yup, like feather, like son.

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Joke of the day – Happy potato

December 16, 2020 | Newbloggycat

“Smile and be spudtacular as I yam!”

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