“There’s a long queue
at the Wall Mart.”
Joke of the day – Wall mart
Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Tail of peace
“Peace is the battle worth WAGgING.”
Joke of the day – Almost fitmas
“It’s beginning to feel like fitmas.”
Joke of the day – Carbs
“I’m a carboholic.
I’m gonna social distance
myself from carbs
to flatten the curve.”
Joke of the day – Goodbye law
Dogs don’t need rules!
We just need 3 bones:
wishbone,
backbone
& funnybone.
Joke of the day – En route
Joke of the day – Neighbelline
In case you’re wondering, it’s Neighbelline Super Stay Hay Matte Ink (Treat Yourself)
Joke of the day – For wheel
Joke of the day – HUGe
“I need a HUGe
sum of money.”
Joke of the day – Duped
“It was a lambush.”
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