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Joke of the day – I’m gonna snap!

I love my job.  I shoot people.

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So, I heard you have a Nikon.
But, I have a CANnON.
Sometimes life gets fuzzy.  Stop shaking and stay focus.
I’m gonna snap whenever you’re ready!

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Joke of the day – SnOw funny

“Wake me up when winter is over” – Snowpy

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“It’s freezing and I’m so BOAR-ed!’

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“Do you wanna play snowball with me?”

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“Let’s go snow fishing.”

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“Get me outta here.  I’m feline too cold.  I’m not an Eskimew.”

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Joke of the day – SPOOKtacular

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“Hey, BOOtiful!”
“I’ll do the mane part.  Just sit in the pumpkin and collect the candies.”
“Eye love you.”
“I’m a ghost guard.”
“My name is Fang.  Short for Fangtastic!”
“I bat you think I’m unBOOlievable.”

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