Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Be still

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Stillness Stealness is a form of

self care! šŸˆā€ā¬›

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Joke of the day – True self

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The stuff you heard about me is a lie. Iā€™m way worse.

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Joke of the day – Knot joking

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šŸˆā€ā¬› The struggle is real.

Thread lightly, my friend! šŸ§¶

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Joke of the day – Sweet dreams

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šŸŽ¶ Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis-a-brie! šŸŽµ

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Joke of the day – Computer

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I donā€™t like computer jokes.

Not one bit.

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Joke of the day – Furstar

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Excuse meā€¦

papameowzzi season is over.

No photos!

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Joke of the day – Vodka

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Soon it will be Absolut Vod-ta! šŸ’¦

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šŸˆā€ā¬› MeowditationšŸ§˜ā€ā™‚ļø

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10 minutes in, 9 lives to go.šŸ˜ŗ

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Joke of the day – Flying

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I just flew into town and my arms are so tired.

[Source: countryliving.com]

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