“Should I lose weight or buy a bigger basket?”
Joke of the day – New year‘s resolution
Tag Archives: cute cat pics
Joke of the day – Space
Quote of the day – NBC
“Don’t panic! It’s only a little cattywampus.”
Joke of the day – Lap nap
“Dad left his lap at home so I can take my naps.”
Joke of the day – Caterpillar
caterpillar :
cat sitting on a pillar
Joke of the day – Handle with hair
“Be hairy afraid. Hair comes trouble.”
Joke of the day – Martini
“One meowtini please. I’m in quarantini.”
Joke of the day – Third eye
“I’ve opened my third eye. I can see the truth now.”
“Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong.”
– Charles Schulz
Happiness is …
… a yummy swirly lollipop!
