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Tag Archives: funny jokes
Joke of the day – GILLty fish
“Is that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?”
Joke of the day – Cucumber
“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”
Joke of the day – Retired
Joke of the day – I’m up hair!
“I’ve had it up to hair.”
Joke of the day – Shell we?
Joke of the day – Beagle
Bob: “I used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.”
Jim: “So…how are you now?”
Bob: “I’m good. Just feel my nose.”
Joke of the day – Space
Joke of the day – Film
Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film.
Don’t worry, nothing serious will develop.
Joke of the day – Despair
“Help! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.”
