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Joke of the day – Skeleton

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
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Because he had noBODY to go with.

 

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Joke of the day – SPOOKtacular

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“Hey, BOOtiful!”
“I’ll do the mane part.  Just sit in the pumpkin and collect the candies.”
“Eye love you.”
“I’m a ghost guard.”
“My name is Fang.  Short for Fangtastic!”
“I bat you think I’m unBOOlievable.”

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