Duckling: “What happened to you?”
Rubber ducky: “I got plastic surgery done.”
A useful container where things can be lost alphabetically!
How do you make an egg -roll?
Just push it and it’ll start rolling!
Doctor, doctor, my mom keeps putting me in the dustbin.
Don’t talk rubbish!
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep …
and a moody cow?
An animal in a baaaaaaad moooooood!
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