Tag Archives: humour
Quote of the day – Rita Rudner
“I don’t plan to
grow old gracefully.
I plan to have face-lifts
until my ears meet. “
– Rita Rudner
Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson
“If I feel physically as if the top
of my head were taken off,
I know that is poetry.”
Joke of the day – Owl right
Joke of the day – Lost sheep
“I’m lost in my own wool.”
Joke of the day – Heart wrenching
“A rare photo of Mommy wrench
feeding her young babies.
Tooltally breathtaking!”
Joke of the day – PEEr pressure
“Come on, get in line. Everyone’s doing it.”
