Duckling: “What happened to you?”
Rubber ducky: “I got plastic surgery done.”
Tag Archives: humour
Joke of the day – Filing cabinet
A useful container where things can be lost alphabetically!
Joke of the day – Egg roll
Joke of the day – Gibberish
Doctor, doctor, my mom keeps putting me in the dustbin.
Don’t talk rubbish!
Happiness is …
…breakfast in bed!
Joke of the day – Scowling
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep …
and a moody cow?
An animal in a baaaaaaad moooooood!
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