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Joke of the day – 100% wood heel

“Wood you care to wear this high-heel?  
It has heeling powers!”

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Joke of the day – SPOOKtacular

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“Hey, BOOtiful!”
“I’ll do the mane part.  Just sit in the pumpkin and collect the candies.”
“Eye love you.”
“I’m a ghost guard.”
“My name is Fang.  Short for Fangtastic!”
“I bat you think I’m unBOOlievable.”

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