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Tag Archives: humour
Joke of the day – Roast
“Roast, Roast I love you with an aching stomach.
What is your future, now we have to part?
Standing on the jetty as the steamer moves away,
Flavour of Malaya, I cannot wait.
Make way, oh, make way for my Eastern Roast….”
“My almost purrfect roast for dinner tonight. Yum!”
Joke of the day – wRAP it up
“No one does the wRAP better than mom.”
