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Quote of the day – NBC
Joke of the day – Botox
Happiness is …
… making a mess.
… making memories!
Valentine Zoo – Karl Fuchs
I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.
And I love them and pet them most every day.
So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,
Because you’re like the creatures I love,
You’re cuddly and cute as a warm, playful kitten.
With your animal nature, my love, I am smitten.
You walk like a lioness stalking the plain,
With your dangerous eyes and your beautiful mane.
It’s such a pleasure to pet you, as you sigh and you purr,
I run my hand over you, like stroking your fur.
I’m a strong Alpha wolf, with you at my side,
Sharing love, food and shelter, and feelings of pride.
These feelings of animal love we can share,
As I find different ways to show that I care.
So won’t you please be my own private zoo?
My Valentine, I love to play with you.
By Karl Fuchs
Quote of the day (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*
“There is a certain happiness and power in being silly and ridiculous.”
Halloween (((༼•̫͡•༽))) …
…a day of the year you get to be yourself and no one thinks you’re strange!
“Ghoulishly delightful.”
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“The pawsome hulk!”
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“Spook-tacular i-dog!”
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“Tigger-rific!”
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“BOO-tiful!”
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“Scary-ton”
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