“Kindly remove your shoes.
The puppy needs a chew toy.”
– Doormat
Tag Archives: happy monday
Joke of the day – Branch
“Hi there! I’m the branch manager and
I’m training my new assistant branch manager.”
Quote of the day – NBC
It’s definitely Monday! Stay caffeinated, my friends!
Joke of the day – Bumbershoot
Joke of the day – Bemused
Joke of the day – Teething
“All the toys you bought for my teething problem is a waste of money.”
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Quote of the day – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.
– Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Joke of the day – CATsino
Joke of the day – Dragon
Do you feel like this Monday would dragon forever?
Relax….have some nutritious dragon fruit!
Dragon fruit aka pitaya
Slice it into half, You’ll find red flesh with black seeds inside. (Some dragon fruit comes in white flesh)
Peel off the skin.
Slice into cubes and dig in.
