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Joke of the day – Birds online

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Charlie:  “Hello Berd, where are you now?”
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Berd: “Hey Charlie, I’m at the branch office. What’s up?

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Charlie:  “Do you want to hang out with me later?”

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Berd: “I’d love to, Charlie.  But I’m kinda tight up with work here.  
You know how it is, working for a Mulberry International Company.
It can be berry stressful!
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Charlie:  “I understand, Berd. Call me if you need to talk, okay?
Tweet care, my friend!  Bye!

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Joke of the day – Tweeter

“Hi there,

I’m busy on the line now,

I’ll tweet you later.”

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Joke of the day – The parakeet

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One day a man strolled in to the paint section of a hardware store and walked up to the assistant. “I’d like a pint of canary colored paint,” he says. “Sure” the clerk replies. “Mind if I ask what it’s for?” “My parakeet, “the man said. “See, I want to enter him in a canary contest. He sings so beautifully he is sure to win.”

“Well, you can’t do that!” the assistant says. “The chemicals in the paint will surely kill the poor thing!” “No they won’t,” says the customer. “Listen, buddy, I’ll bet you twenty bucks your parakeet dies if you try to paint him.” “You’re on” said the customer.

Two days later the man walks back in the store and very sheepishly lays $20 on the counter. “So the paint killed him?” asked the clerk. “Indirectly,” the man said. “He seemed to handle the paint okay, but I think the sanding between coats did him in.”