The feeling you get every month when the
payment is due.
I have finally figured out why babies suck their thumbs. I tried some of the baby food.
Seen on a church sign:
“A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth.”
People will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Pickpocket’s job title:
Self-Employed Public Fund Raiser
Football is a game in which 22 men from two teams run around for about two hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
A bright eye indicates curiosity and a black eye indicates too much curiosity.
One reason why it’s so hard to save money is that our neighbours are always buying something we can’t afford.