The feeling you get every month when the
payment is due.
I have finally figured out why babies suck their thumbs. I tried some of the baby food.
Seen on a church sign:
“A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth.”
People will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Pickpocket’s job title:
Self-Employed Public Fund Raiser