My poach told me that playing football is an eggcellent eggsxercise.
I guess he’s right, I’m all hard-boiled now.
Tag Archives: football
Joke of the day – Goalie
Captain: “Why didn’t you stop the ball?”
Goalie: “I thought that’s what the net’s for.”
Joke of the day – Football
Football is a game in which 22 men from two teams run around for about two hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
Quote of the day – Frank Zappa
“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
– Frank Zappa
Joke of the day – Manic Depression
In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.
She posed this question to her students: “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, “A football coach?”
