8

Joke of the day – Eggstatic

giphy2
My poach told me that playing football is an eggcellent eggsxercise.
I guess he’s right, I’m all hard-boiled now.

football eggspert

323449

1

Joke of the day – Goalie

Captain: “Why didn’t you stop the ball?”

Goalie: “I thought that’s what the net’s for.”

Soccer ball

0

Quote of the day – Frank Zappa

images

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

– Frank Zappa

0

Joke of the day – Manic Depression

index

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.

She posed this question to her students: “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?”

A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, “A football coach?”