An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get
“Born to fry!”
“I just can’t eggsplain all that I’m feeling.
Eggnorance is not bliss!”
My poach told me that playing football is an eggcellent eggsxercise.
I guess he’s right, I’m all hard-boiled now.
“It’s Fryday and we’re terri-fried!”
“This movie is egg-tremely boring.”
“On the day of egg-xamination.”
“I’m trying to recover my egg-quilibrium”
Are you trying to egg-nore me?
CAUTION! A break up can cause heart-egg.