“Eggspectation is the root of all heartegg“ – William Eggspeare
Tag Archives: egg-puns
Joke of the day – Passi♡n
Joke of the day – Egghast
An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get
an eggsplanation!
Joke of the day – Fry high
Joke of the day – Yolk’s on me
Joke of the day – Eggstatic
My poach told me that playing football is an eggcellent eggsxercise.
I guess he’s right, I’m all hard-boiled now.
Joke of the day – Egg cetera
“It’s Fryday and we’re terri-fried!”
“Ahhhhhhhhh…..feeling egg-zosted!”
“This movie is egg-tremely boring.”
“On the day of egg-xamination.”
“I’m trying to recover my egg-quilibrium”
Joke of the day – Just ignore it!
Are you trying to egg-nore me?
Joke of the day – Break up
CAUTION! A break up can cause heart-egg.
