Joke of the day – Egghast

egg on curb

An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get 
an eggsplanation!
egg on curb-1


Joke of the day – Egg cetera

“It’s Fryday and we’re terri-fried!”
“Ahhhhhhhhh…..feeling egg-zosted!”
“This movie is egg-tremely boring.”
“On the day of egg-xamination.”
“I’m trying to recover my egg-quilibrium”