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Joke of the day – EGGthusiasm

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β€œThe GrEGG EGGspectations
by Charles Chickens
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Joke of the day – Fry day

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β€œBenedict died last fry day.
No, he wasn’t beaten.
It was crack overdose.
Ahh well, he’s now on
the sunny side and
in a better plate.”
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Joke of the day – Fry day

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β€œOhmmmmlet it be.”
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

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Not today…
I’m eggzosted!
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

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β€œBe eggtra careful, yolks!”
Happy Fryday!
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Joke of the day – It’s no yolk!

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β€œI’m CoEgg-19???
Are you positive?
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Joke of the day – Yolks

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β€œI can’t think of any good yolks.”
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Joke of the day – Shell we?

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Shell we dance?
Just eggnore him.
No time for eggsplanation.
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Joke of the day – Eggspectation

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“Eggspectation is the root of all heartegg“ – William Eggspeare

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