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Joke of the day – E(gg)xude
Tag Archives: egg jokes
Joke of the day – Eggspectation
“Eggspectation is the root of all heartegg“ – William Eggspeare
Joke of the day – Passi♡n
Joke of the day – Fry high
Joke of the day – Yolk’s on me
Joke of the day – “Aubergenius”
Joke of the day – FrantEEG
Joke of the day – Egg cetera
“It’s Fryday and we’re terri-fried!”
“Ahhhhhhhhh…..feeling egg-zosted!”
“This movie is egg-tremely boring.”
“On the day of egg-xamination.”
“I’m trying to recover my egg-quilibrium”
Joke of the day – Just ignore it!
Are you trying to egg-nore me?
Joke of the day – Break up
CAUTION! A break up can cause heart-egg.
