Tag Archives: exhausted
Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!
Happiness is …
a slumber pawty!
Joke of the day – Retired
I was tired yesterday.
I’m tired again today.
Quote of the day – Thomas Carlyle
“I’ve got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.”
Joke of the day – Egghast
An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get
Joke of the day – Vacation mode
“I need a 6 months vacation, twice a year.”
Joke of the day – Egg cetera
“It’s Fryday and we’re terri-fried!”
“This movie is egg-tremely boring.”
“On the day of egg-xamination.”
“I’m trying to recover my egg-quilibrium”
“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
― Mindy Kaling