An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get
an eggsplanation!
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Tag Archives: exhausted
Joke of the day – Vacation mode
Joke of the day – Egg cetera
“It’s Fryday and we’re terri-fried!”
“Ahhhhhhhhh…..feeling egg-zosted!”
“This movie is egg-tremely boring.”
“On the day of egg-xamination.”
“I’m trying to recover my egg-quilibrium”
“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
― Mindy Kaling
Joke of the day – Labour Day
“You May take 1 day off today.”
(Photo credit: http://www.barkpost.com)
Have a safe and restful Labour Day!
