“Dog on! Bark to unpug!”
Tag Archives: dog
Joke of the day – Unicorn
Joke of the day – Short sermon
A minister preached a very short sermon. He explained, “My dog got into my office and chewed up some of my notes.”
At the end of the service, a visitor asked, “If your dog ever has pups, please let my pastor have one of them.”
Joke of the day – Light Appetizer
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson
“I started early, took my dog,
And visited the sea;
The girls met a new friend at the beach.
The mermaids in the basement
Came out to look at me
– Emily Dickinson
Dog on a stick!
Sydelle – 01/02/16
Joke of the day – Wet Paint
Joke of the day – Dog and giraffe
What do you get when you cross a dog and a giraffe?
A dog that barks at airplanes!
Joke of the day – Bicycle dog
(Photo credit: http://www.barkpost.com)
Mimi: “My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?”
Bert: “Take his bike away.”
(Photo credit: http://www.brain-magazine.fr)
“Embrace the glorious mess that you are”
– Elizabeth Gilbert
