A minister preached a very short sermon. He explained, “My dog got into my office and chewed up some of my notes.”
At the end of the service, a visitor asked, “If your dog ever has pups, please let my pastor have one of them.”
A dog saw a sign that said: “Wet Paint” –
so he did!
Mimi: “My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?”
Bert: “Take his bike away.”