your bird feeder
There is so mushroom for happiness!
Hippo 1: You are fat!
Hippo 2: That’s hippo-critical!
Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.
Me: “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?
Thank goodness the car did not hit him.
Shaye: “Oh, Mom! The dog is playing Crossy Road.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
Lettuce get together!
Chicken Meet Ball Soup, anyone?
That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!