Tag Archives: good clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Snooze 💤

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Born to snooze ⌈▓͟⌉ꆟ)ꍞ
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Joke of the day – I’m hapbeer!

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It’s the most
wonderful time
for a beer!
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Joke of the day – Feed me

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“Excuse me,
your bird feeder
is empty.”
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Joke of the day – Mushroom

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There is so mushroom for happiness!

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Joke of the day – Hippocrite

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Hippo 1:  You are fat!
Hippo 2:  That’s hippo-critical!

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Joke of the day – Shoot me

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Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.

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Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?

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Me:  “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?

Thank goodness the car did not hit him.

Shaye:  “Oh, Mom!  The dog is playing Crossy Road.

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Joke of the day – Layoff

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

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Joke of the day -Sandwich chat

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

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Lettuce get together!

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Joke of the day – More than meat

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Chicken Meet Ball Soup, anyone?

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