Tag Archives: good clean jokes
Joke of the day – I’m hapbeer!
It’s the most
for a beer!
Joke of the day – Feed me
your bird feeder
Joke of the day – Mushroom
There is so mushroom for happiness!
Joke of the day – Hippocrite
Hippo 1: You are fat!
Hippo 2: That’s hippo-critical!
Joke of the day – Shoot me
Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.
Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?
Me: “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?
Thank goodness the car did not hit him.
Shaye: “Oh, Mom! The dog is playing Crossy Road.
Joke of the day – Layoff
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Joke of the day -Sandwich chat
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
Lettuce get together!
Joke of the day – More than meat
Chicken Meet Ball Soup, anyone?