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Joke of the day – Don’t break my ♡

Don’t go bacon my heart.

dog with bacon

I couldn’t if I fried!

dog with egg

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Something pig is coming (´・(oo)・`)

happy chinese new year 2019
A new year is dawning.
The year of the golden pig is upon us.
I’m still trying to pig the right words
to wish you a very happy Chinese new year.
May this new year brings you 
golden opportunities,
a clean bill of health,
abundance of joy and laughter.
And may you always bring home the bacon
and have lots of lard luck.
Hogs & kisses,
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My pig project.

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Happy Lunar New Year!

 

 

 

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Joke of the day- Lesson on giving

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The town’s richest man met with the minister after the Sunday service. “Why does everyone call me cheap and stingy?” complained the man. “I’ve told everyone I’m leaving half my money to the church when I die.”

The minister nodded. “It reminds me of the story about the pig and cow. The cow was much loved by the farmer and his neighbours, while the pig was not popular at all. The pig could not understand this and asked the cow about it.

“How come you are so well-like cow? People say you’re generous and good because you give milk and butter and cream every day. But I give more than that. From me they get bacon and ham; they even pickle my feet. Yet I’m not popular and you are. “Why do you think that is?”

The cow replied, “Perhaps it’s because I give while I’m still alive.”