I’m mentally unstable at the moment. I better hit the hay.”
“Just keep talking.
I owl-ways yawn on Mondays.”
“What do you mean the weekend is over?”
“Hey, where’s my puppucino?”
“I’m allergic to Mondays!”
“I tried jogging in the morning but I kept spilling my coffee.”
“This is my happy spot.”
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried!
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“I love my job. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours.”