Quote of the day- Maya Angelou
“My mission in life is
not merely to survive,
but to thrive;
and to do so with
some passion,
some compassion,
some humour and
some style.”
– Maya Angelou
Joke of the day – Humble pie
In pie I crust.
Joke of the day – IOS
I’ve got IOS –
Irritable Owl Syndrome!
Joke of the day – Water u doin’
“What can I say…
I’m an aquaholic.”
Joke of the day – Cyclone
Cyclone:
cycling alone.
Joke of the day – Headache
“Sit happens and
I can’t get it
out of my head.”
Joke of the day – Spray
“Let’s sPRAY!”
Quote of the day – John Banner
I hear nothing,
I see nothing,
I know nothing .”
– John Banner
Joke of the day – Baguette
“Lest you baguette!
I brought you flours.
Have a loaf-ly day!
