I bought a packet of Epsom salt from the pharmacy.
I poured the salt into an empty plastic container.
And I asked my 9-year old to write “Epsom Salt” on the container with a black marker.
This is what she wrote:
A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated with a simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated “Seagulls for sale.“
Psychiatrist: “How much are the seagulls?”
Simpleton” “Only a fiver each.”
Psychiatrist: “Okay, I’ll buy one.”
Simpleton: (Took the note and pointing skywards) “That’s your one, up there!”
“The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.”
– Arnold Palmer (1929 – 2016)
Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: “Do you believe in God?”
Goldfish 2: “Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?”
