The joy of happy, healthy, simple living

Joke of the day – Frogs

Why are frogs so happy?

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They eat whatever bugs them.

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Joke of the day – Therapy session

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.

Psychiatrist:  “I’m not aware of your problem.  So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.

Patient:  “Of course!” In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”

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Joke of the day – Liar

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Teacher:   “Do you know what happens to liars when they die?”

Timmy: “Yes, ma’am, they lie still.”

 

Quote of the day – Genghis Khan

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An army of donkeys led by a lion is better than

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an army of lions led by a donkey.

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Genghis Khan

Joke of the day -Featherweight

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Last night I dreamed that I was weightless.

 I was like, Omg.

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Quote of the day – Og Mandino

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“Always seek out the seed of triumph in every adversity.”

– Og Mandino

 

 

 

Happiness is …

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… my very own coffee mug.

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Cofee mug-2

 

 


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