The joy of happy, healthy, simple living

Happiness is …

… a postcard from Scotland.

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Unicorn & Pug – Sydelle

 

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A pug astronaut with his magical unicorn on a space adventure.

Joke of the day – Misalter

I bought a packet of Epsom salt from the pharmacy.

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I poured the salt into an empty plastic container.

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And I asked my 9-year old to write “Epsom Salt” on the container with a black marker.

This is what she wrote:

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Joke of the day – Seagulls for sale

 

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A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated with a simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated “Seagulls for sale.

Psychiatrist: “How much are the seagulls?”

Simpleton” “Only a fiver each.”

Psychiatrist: “Okay, I’ll buy one.”

Simpleton: (Took the note and pointing skywards) “That’s your one, up there!”

 

 

Quote of the day – Arnold Palmer

“The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.”

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– Arnold Palmer (1929 – 2016)

Joke of the day – Goldfish

Two goldfish in a bowl talking:

Goldfish 1: “Do you believe in God?”

Goldfish 2: “Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?”

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Joke of the day – Adamant

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Teacher:  “What is the meaning of adamant?”

Student:  “The very first ant.”

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