The joy of happy, healthy, simple living

Joke of the day – Dog show

 

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Quote of the day – Bruce Lee

“Be like water making its way through cracks. 

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Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.

Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water.

If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup.

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You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle.

Transparent bottle of water against a cloudy sky

You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot.

Now, water can flow or it can crash.

Be water, my friend.”

Bruce Lee

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Quote of the day – Jewish Proverb

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“The ‘gift’ of grief is that it presents us

with the opportunity to heal and grow.”

Jewish Proverb

The Cake of Friendship – Michelle Flores

Preheat the oven of love

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With plenty of secrets and hugs

Mix in giggles and laughs

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That make your sides split in half

Bake with the love and care

And all the things you both should share

Decorate with the frosting of trust

This is really a must

Enjoy the cake do not eat it fast

Just like your new friendship make it last.

–  Michelle Flores

Joke of the day – Gnome

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.

Cat:  “What are you?” 

Gnome:  “A gnome.  I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?”

Cat:  “Errr, I’m a gnome too!”

Joke of the day -Fleas

cute fleaWhat do you call the fleas on the parrot?

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Politics.

Joke of the day – Beans

A teacher asked her Year 1 students to write a sentence with the word “beans.” 

John:   “My father grows beans.

Mary: “My mother cooks beans.

Timmy: “We are all human beans.

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