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Joke of the day – Heaven

A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?” 
“NO!” the children answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “NO!”
Now she was smiling. Hey, they’re getting it, she thought! “Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?” she asked.
Again, they all answered, “NO!”
She was just bursting with pride for them. “Well,” she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.”

[Source: http://www.beliefnet.com]

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Joke of the day – Stuck on you

ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪
♡ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ♪) Stuck on you
I’ve got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can’t lose
Guess I’m on my way ヽ(´▽`;)/♪
Needed a friend
♪(´∪`●)ゝAnd the way I feel now, I guess I’ll be with you till the end
Guess I’m on my way (*´╰╯`๓)♬
Mighty glad you stayed
✿♬゚+.(。◡‿◡)♪.+゚♬✿。

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Joke of the day – Bank Director

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Mr A: I’m new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little Jimmy: I will, but only if you pay me twenty dollars.
Mr A: Why should I pay you so much?
Little Jimmy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.