The chicken crossed the road to get a beer.
Mr A: I’m new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little Jimmy: I will, but only if you pay me twenty dollars.
Mr A: Why should I pay you so much?
Little Jimmy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.
Father: Son, what are your results in the first term examination?
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below ‘C’ level.