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Joke of the day – Aplomb
“I know what I want and I’m going to get it.”
Joke of the day – Glasses
“I can’t think without my glasses…..”
Joke of the day – Chicken
The chicken crossed the road to get a beer.
Joke of the day – sCATtered
I think I’m suffering from sCATtered brain syndrome!
Joke of the day – Psychiatric help
Patient: “How long before I know I’m cured, doc?”
Psychiatrist: “The day you run out of money.”
Joke of the day – Dishes
Wife: “Would you help me with the dishes?”
Husband: “It’s not a man’s job?”
Wife: “The Bible suggests it is.”
Husband: “Where does it say that?”
Wife: ‘In 2 Kings 21:13 it says,”
“…And I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish,
wiping it and turning it upside down.”
Little Builder’s Block – NBC
If there is writer’s block,
then there is also builder’s block.
My little six-year old insists on buying
the Petit Block for kids age 12+
but it’s clearly not for a petite builder like her.
“I can build this cute looking cat, Mom!”
Back home, she opened the packet
and found the instructions.
She began to mull over the step-by-step guide on
how to put together this block kitty.
We peeped at our little builder as
she struggled to follow the steps.
I know she will eventually find a way to
assemble the cat out of these small blocks
and it’s amazing what she can come up with
after the short spell of the builder’s block.
“Look, Mom! It’s a mommy cat with its baby!”
She said she is not done yet and
there are more to come.
Watch out for Part 2!
For now, this petite builder is happy
with the new cats on the block.
“Joy is the best makeup.”
― Anne Lamott
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Joke of the day – Amaizing Grace
How sweet the corn;
That saved a rodent like me!♫