“Polly put the kettle on.
We’ll all have tea…”
Tag Archives: animal jokes
Joke of the day – Odour
What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
“Odour in the court! Odour!
Joke of the day – Sugar glider
Joke of the day – Insignificant
“Ivory now and then, I feel irrelephant.”
Joke of the day – Bearly awake
Quote of the day – Zebra
Joke of the day – Tiger
“justICE is served! I ain’t lion!”
Joke of the day – Goose without saying
Joke of the day – GOaTCHA
Hey! Is that Billy Ocean?
Hi there, I’m Billy Idle! I spend my time doing nothing.
Goatta love yoga, ladies!
Not baaaaad! I goat myself a sheep comfy ride.
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Joke of the day – Llama mia!
But first, llama take a selfie!
