Hippo 1: You are fat!
Hippo 2: That’s hippo-critical!
Tag Archives: animal jokes
Joke of the day – Milkilogy
Shaye: Mom, milk comes from cows, right?
Me: That’s right, Shaye.
Shaye: So…does that mean chocolate milk comes from brown cows?
“Chocolate milk, anyone?”
Joke of the day – Penguin
Who don’t penguins fly?
They’re not tall enough to be pilots.
Joke of the day – Feline’s Weekly
What magazine did mama cat read
when she was having afternoon tea?
Good mousekeeping!
Joke of the day – Petting Zoo
I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me
I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
I went today, but not one person would pat me!
Joke of the day – Drain out
Why don’t cows have money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?
Me: “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?
Thank goodness the car did not hit him.
Shaye: “Oh, Mom! The dog is playing Crossy Road.
