Joke of the day – Hoodwink

Judge:  “How could you swindle these good people who trusted you so?”

Con man:  “Your Honor, you can’t swindle people who don’t trust you.”



Joke of the day – Be more or less specific


“Young man, where do you work? the judge asked the defendant.

“Here and there,” said the man,

“What do you do for a living?”

“This and that.”

“Take him away,” said the judge.

The man said, “Wait a minute! When will I get out?”

The judge replied, “Sooner or later.”