“Young man, where do you work? the judge asked the defendant.
“Here and there,” said the man,
“What do you do for a living?”
“This and that.”
“Take him away,” said the judge.
The man said, “Wait a minute! When will I get out?”
The judge replied, “Sooner or later.”
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
Odor in the court.
People will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg.
“Order, order in the court!”
“Whiskey on the rocks for me. Thanks.”
“Guilty! Five years or fifty thousand dollars!”
“I’ll take the fifty thousand dollars. Thanks, Judge!”