“Outta my way! It’s black Friday!”
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Joke of the day – Black Friday
“It’s Black Friday!
And my mom said she feels empty
if the shopping cart is not full.”
True Christmas Spirit
“Is it Christmas yet?”(www.pinterest.com)
“Look, I’m a special Christmas gift!” (www.thechive.com)
“Do I look handsome?” (www.theverybesttop10.com)
“We’re done shopping.” (www.baxterboo.com)
“Tweet tweet!” (www.blog.doc.govt.nz)
“Can you go faster, Mr Reindeer?” (http://www.business2community.com)
“Hello, anyone there?” (www.vi.sualize.us)
“Ah, don’t you just love Christmas?” (www.funny-pics-fun.com)
Joke of the day – A reward
An elderly lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy who returned it to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $100 bill in it. Now there are 100, $1 bills.” The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
Joke of the day – The shopping criminal
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,“What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.
“That’s no offense”, said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened.”
Joke of the day – A bargain
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
