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Joke of the day – Beep beep

“Outta my way! It’s black Friday!”

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Joke of the day – Black Friday

“It’s Black Friday!
And my mom said she feels empty
if the shopping cart is not full.”
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True Christmas Spirit

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christmas squirrel

“Is it Christmas yet?”(www.pinterest.com)

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“Look, I’m a special Christmas gift!” (www.thechive.com)

christmas seal

“Do I look handsome?” (www.theverybesttop10.com)

funny dogs with sledge

“We’re done shopping.” (www.baxterboo.com)

christmas bird

“Tweet tweet!” (www.blog.doc.govt.nz)

cute cat with reindeer

“Can you go faster, Mr Reindeer?” (http://www.business2community.com)

funny meerkat

“Hello, anyone there?” (www.vi.sualize.us)

cute dog with christmas lights

“Ah, don’t you just love Christmas?” (www.funny-pics-fun.com)

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Joke of the day – A reward

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An elderly lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy who returned it to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $100 bill in it. Now there are 100, $1 bills.” The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”

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Joke of the day – The shopping criminal

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It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,“What are you charged with?”

“Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.

“That’s no offense”, said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”

“Before the store opened.”