“There’s a long queue
at the Wall Mart.”

“Is it Christmas yet?”(www.pinterest.com)
“Look, I’m a special Christmas gift!” (www.thechive.com)
“Do I look handsome?” (www.theverybesttop10.com)
“We’re done shopping.” (www.baxterboo.com)
“Tweet tweet!” (www.blog.doc.govt.nz)
“Can you go faster, Mr Reindeer?” (http://www.business2community.com)
“Hello, anyone there?” (www.vi.sualize.us)
“Ah, don’t you just love Christmas?” (www.funny-pics-fun.com)
An elderly lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy who returned it to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $100 bill in it. Now there are 100, $1 bills.” The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”