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Blessed Good Friday

Have a blessed Good Friday! ( ु⁎ᴗ_ᴗ⁎)ु.

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God did not bear the cross only 1900 years ago,
but he bears it today,
and he dies and is resurrected from day to day.
It would be poor comfort to the world if it had to depend
upon a historical God who died 2000 years ago. 
Do not then preach the God of history,
but show Him as He lives today through you.     
– Mahatma Gandhi

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Pooling My One-Liners

Have a good laugh with these great one liners…..I’m still laughing (“⌒∇⌒”)

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Hear about the snowman who had a big temper-tantrum?….
….It was a real meltdown

I was going to make an anti-masker joke….
….But my parents taught me not to make fun of the mentally disabled.

Why was the anti-vaxxer’s four-year-old crying?….
….Midlife crisis

How do we know that the Corona virus wasn’t made in China?….
….Because we’ve had it for almost a year, and it’s still working.

The spread of COVID depends on two things….
….How dense the population is.
….How dense the population is.

What sound do sheep make?….
….If you don’t vote, you can’t complain.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people….
….But none of them work

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate….
….I said, “Just you wait.”

Will glass coffins be a success?….
….Remains to be seen

The guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray….
….Is…

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Ox-picious & incredi-bull 2021

Thanks for tuning in

to Ox news.

What does the year of the ox really means?

For a start, forget about

thinking out of the bOX.

Just get rid of the bOX.

detOX your inbOX

which is the mind, body and soul,

stay away from people

who are tOXic,

intOXicated or obnOXious,

too much botOX is bad

even though it never raises an eyebrow,

some say you can’t live

without love

but I think OXygen is more important.

May the year of the meNtal ox

be as smooth as the fOXtrot.

Have an ox-picious and incredi-bull year, good people!

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Wishing you and yours a very joyous Diwali. Light & blessings, NBC ㄱ(ㅇㅅㅇ” )ㄴ

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To all who are celebrating Diwali,
the festival of lights ;
A celebration of triumph
of light over darkness and good over evil,
A festival where thousands of oil lamps 
will be illuminated throughout the night;
May the light of hope be there
when we seek it in our darkest hours;
May the light of faith be seen with our hearts 
even when our eyes see only darkness;
Let us shine and share this beautiful light
with those around us;
Wishing you delightful moments and
overflowing joy this Diwali and always!
– NBC

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