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Joke of the day – Hoodwink

Judge:  “How could you swindle these good people who trusted you so?”

Con man:  “Your Honor, you can’t swindle people who don’t trust you.”

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Quote of the day – Carew Papritz

The trick to not growing old is to:

Stay curious;

Keep your teeth;

Stay hopeful;

Do everything gracefully,

yet kick when you have to.

– Carew Papritz