“I don’t plan to
grow old gracefully.
I plan to have face-lifts
until my ears meet. “
– Rita Rudner
Quote of the day – Rita Rudner
Tag Archives: aging
Joke of the day – OCD
Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson
“We turn not older with the years, but newer with every day.” –
Emily Dickinson
Quote of the day – Phyllis Diller
“Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty.
But everything else starts to wear out,
fall out, or spread out.”
― Phyllis Diller
Quote of the day – NBC
Quote of the day – Osho
“Just being alive is such a gift,
but nobody ever told you
to be thankful to existence.”
– Osho
This stray dog must be over 100 years old in human age. Yet he has sparkly eyes and such a beautiful smile.
Quote of the day – Carew Papritz
The trick to not growing old is to:
Stay curious;
Keep your teeth;
Stay hopeful;
Do everything gracefully,
yet kick when you have to.
– Carew Papritz
Joke of the day – Grandpa
Reporter: “To what do you attribute your old age?
Grandpa: “To the fact that I was born a long time ago.”
Joke of the day – Middle age
I think they call it middle age because that’s where it shows first.
Quote of the day – George Bernard Shaw
“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing”
– George Bernard Shaw
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 