“Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty.
But everything else starts to wear out,
fall out, or spread out.”
― Phyllis Diller
“Just being alive is such a gift,
but nobody ever told you
to be thankful to existence.”
The trick to not growing old is to:
Keep your teeth;
Do everything gracefully,
yet kick when you have to.
– Carew Papritz
Reporter: “To what do you attribute your old age?
Grandpa: “To the fact that I was born a long time ago.”