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Joke of the day – Weigh to go

“I love you just the weigh you are.”

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Joke of the day – Middle age

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I think they call it middle age because that’s where it shows first.

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Joke of the day – Doctor’s instructions

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Lulu is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When she returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

Lulu nods. “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.” “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” she replied.