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Joke of the day – Vet

“What’s a vet?  I’m a dogtor.”
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Joke of the day – Chicken

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Timmy:  “My brother thinks he’s a chicken.”

John: “Why don’t you take him to the doctor and have him cured.”

Timmy:  “We need the eggs.”

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Joke of the day – Carrot

Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.”

Doctor: “Amazing!  How could that have happened?”

Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”

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Joke of the day – Anthropophobia

A very disturbed man sought his analyst and said, “I have developed a phobia that is ruining my work. Crowds make me violently sick.”

“What’s your business?” asked the doctor.

The patient said, “I’m a pick-pocket.”

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Joke of the day – Sick leave

Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”

Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”

Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”

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Joke of the day – Operation

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A patient walked into a doctor’s office and was told he needed an operation.

He asked, “What’s the operation for?”

The doctor said, “Five thousand dollars.”

The patient said, “No, I meant, what’s the reason?”

The doctor said, “I told you – five thousand dollars!”