“You’re one in a melon, Bentley.”
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Joke of the day – Carrot
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.”
Doctor: “Amazing! How could that have happened?”
Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”
Quote of the day – Enrico Caruso
“Watermelon – it’s a good fruit.
You eat,
you drink,
you wash your face.”
– Enrico Caruso
How to choose a good watermelon
Three simple steps to pick a good watermelon:
1. Choose a firm, symmetrical watermelon that is free of bruises, cuts and dents.
2. The watermelon should be heavy for its size. Watermelon is 92% water that accounts for most of its weight.
3. On the underside of the watermelon, there should be a creamy yellow spot from where it sat on the ground and ripened in the sun.
