Joke of the day – No kidding

Patient: ‘Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.’
Doctor: ‘How long have you had this feeling?’
Patient: ‘Ever since I was a kid.’


Joke of the day – Misdiagnosed

A nurse burst into  the doctor’s office:
Nurse :  “Doctor, the patient you just gave a clean bill of health dropped dead outside the door.   What should I do?” 
Doctor: “Quick!  Turn him the other way so he’ll look like he was just coming in.”



Joke of the day – Power puff



A businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind at board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on the tram.  It was impossible to control.

Businesswoman:  “But at least I am fortunate in two aspects – they neither smell nor make a noise.  In fact, you’ll be surprised to know it’s happened twice since I’ve been talking to you, Doc.”

Doctor:   (Scribbled a prescription and handed it to her)

Businesswoman: “What?  Nasal drops?

Doctor:  “Yes, we’ll fix your nose first and then we’ll have a go on your hearing.”