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Joke of the day – Misdiagnosed

A nurse burst into  the doctor’s office:
Nurse :  “Doctor, the patient you just gave a clean bill of health dropped dead outside the door.   What should I do?” 
Doctor: “Quick!  Turn him the other way so he’ll look like he was just coming in.”

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Joke of the day – Deck of cards

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A patient bursts into a doctor’s office.
Patient:  “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”

Doctor: “Please sit in the waiting room.  I’ll be dealing with you later.”

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Joke of the day – Power puff

 

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A businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind at board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on the tram.  It was impossible to control.

Businesswoman:  “But at least I am fortunate in two aspects – they neither smell nor make a noise.  In fact, you’ll be surprised to know it’s happened twice since I’ve been talking to you, Doc.”

Doctor:   (Scribbled a prescription and handed it to her)

Businesswoman: “What?  Nasal drops?

Doctor:  “Yes, we’ll fix your nose first and then we’ll have a go on your hearing.”

 

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Joke of the day – Carrot

Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.”

Doctor: “Amazing!  How could that have happened?”

Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”

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