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Joke of the day – Covid 19
Patient: โDoctor, how long more do you think this Covid thing will last?โ
Doctor: โHow should I know, Iโm a doctor not a politician.โ
Joke of the day – Film
Doctor, doctor, Iโve just swallowed a roll of film.
Donโt worry, nothing serious will develop.
Joke of the day – Vet
Joke of the day – Misdiagnosed
A nurse burst into ย the doctor’s office:
Nurse : ย “Doctor, the patient you just gave a clean bill of health dropped dead outside the door. ย What should I do?”ย
Doctor: “Quick! ย Turn him the other way so he’ll look like he was just coming in.”
Joke of the day – Deck of cards
A patient bursts into a doctorโs office.
Patient: ย “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”
Doctor: “Please sit in the waiting room. ย I’ll be dealing with you later.”
Joke of the day – Gibberish
Doctor, doctor, my mom keeps putting me in the dustbin.
Don’t talk rubbish!
Joke of the day – Lavatory
Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory.
Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed!
Joke of the day -Bucket
Joke of the day – Power puff
A businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind at board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on the tram. ย It was impossible to control.
Businesswoman: ย “But at least I am fortunate in two aspects – they neither smell nor make a noise. ย In fact, you’ll be surprised to know it’s happened twice since I’ve been talking to you, Doc.”
Doctor: ย (Scribbled a prescription and handed it to her)
Businesswoman: “What? ย Nasal drops?
Doctor: ย “Yes, we’ll fix your nose first and then we’ll have a go on your hearing.”
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