Quote of the day – NBC

I love real people who
say what they mean and mean
what they say. No fluff, no
lies and no pretense.


Joke of the day – Power puff



A businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind at board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on the tram.  It was impossible to control.

Businesswoman:  “But at least I am fortunate in two aspects – they neither smell nor make a noise.  In fact, you’ll be surprised to know it’s happened twice since I’ve been talking to you, Doc.”

Doctor:   (Scribbled a prescription and handed it to her)

Businesswoman: “What?  Nasal drops?

Doctor:  “Yes, we’ll fix your nose first and then we’ll have a go on your hearing.”