A businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind at board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on the tram. It was impossible to control.
Businesswoman: “But at least I am fortunate in two aspects – they neither smell nor make a noise. In fact, you’ll be surprised to know it’s happened twice since I’ve been talking to you, Doc.”
Doctor: (Scribbled a prescription and handed it to her)
Businesswoman: “What? Nasal drops?
Doctor: “Yes, we’ll fix your nose first and then we’ll have a go on your hearing.”
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English people don’t fart
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That’s not true! English people call it “trump”….LOL （*´▽｀*）
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hahaha but don’t tell everyone
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Okie dokie! ฅ(≚ᄌ≚)
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This is definitely one for the husband. 😀
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Indeed! ~ヾ(＾∇＾)
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Hold Your Breath when You read this! Haha! 🙂
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LOL! (*´ ˘ `*).｡oO
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🙂
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