Little Johnny had just met the new kid at playgroup.
“How old are you?”
“I don’t know.”
“Do women bother you?”
“Then you are five.”
A naughty boy was annoying all the passengers on a plane flight.
At last one man could stand it no longer.
“Hey kid, ” he shouted. “Why don’t you go outside and play?”
Teacher: “I don’t allow two words in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool.”
Johnny: “So, what are the words?”
Sometimes I get caught sleeping on the job. I really can’t help it…can’t you see I’m guarding this baby with my life during the day.