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Joke of the day – Wombat

“What is a wombat?”
Shaye: “A bat that vomits.

cute baby wombat

Baby wombat [www.pinterest.com]

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Joke of the day – Misalter

I bought a packet of Epsom salt from the pharmacy.

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I poured the salt into an empty plastic container.

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And I asked my 9-year old to write “Epsom Salt” on the container with a black marker.

This is what she wrote:

oops-espom-salt

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Joke of the day – The Wrong T-Shirt

the wrong t-shirt

Shaye:  “Mom, I don’t like this T-shirt.  It’s  wrong.”

Me:  “What’s wrong with it?”

Shaye:  “It says – My Love for Mom and Dad only.  

But I want a T-shirt that says –

My Love for Mom and Dad and Sister.”

Shaye with hello kitty mask