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Joke of the day – Poked

Shaye: “Look, Mom!  It’s a new tailor shop but the name is spelled wrongly.”
The “t” is missing.   It should be “The Best Poke Tailors.”

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Joke of the day – Dengue fever

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Me: “The doctor said if you still have a fever by Sunday, you have to go for the dengue fever test.”
Shaye: “Oh no!  I hope it’s not donkey fever.”
[Jokes aside, it has been a very stressful week.  Shaye, my 8-year old daughter recovered from her fever. Unfortunately, Sydelle, my 12-year old daughter and hubby were diagnosed with dengue fever on Monday, 5.8.19.  But they are on the mend and I’m glad they are recovering well and they are in good spirits.]

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Joke of the day – Misalter

I bought a packet of Epsom salt from the pharmacy.

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I poured the salt into an empty plastic container.

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And I asked my 9-year old to write “Epsom Salt” on the container with a black marker.

This is what she wrote:

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