Shaye: “Look, Mom! It’s a new tailor shop but the name is spelled wrongly.”
The “t” is missing. It should be “The Best Poke Tailors.”
Tag Archives: kids humor
Joke of the day – Dengue fever
Me: “The doctor said if you still have a fever by Sunday, you have to go for the dengue fever test.”
Shaye: “Oh no! I hope it’s not donkey fever.”
[Jokes aside, it has been a very stressful week. Shaye, my 8-year old daughter recovered from her fever. Unfortunately, Sydelle, my 12-year old daughter and hubby were diagnosed with dengue fever on Monday, 5.8.19. But they are on the mend and I’m glad they are recovering well and they are in good spirits.]
Joke of the day – Wombat
“What is a wombat?”
Shaye: “A bat that vomits.“
Baby wombat [www.pinterest.com]
Joke of the day – My bank
Me: “What’s the name of your bank?”
Shaye: “Piggy!”
Joke of the day – Algebra
Sydelle: “Do you know what is algebra?”
Shaye: “Yes, it’s about giraffe and zebra.”
Upside down – Sydelle
Joke of the day – Misalter
I bought a packet of Epsom salt from the pharmacy.
I poured the salt into an empty plastic container.
And I asked my 9-year old to write “Epsom Salt” on the container with a black marker.
This is what she wrote:
Joke of the day – The Wrong T-Shirt
Shaye: “Mom, I don’t like this T-shirt. It’s wrong.”
Me: “What’s wrong with it?”
Shaye: “It says – My Love for Mom and Dad only.
But I want a T-shirt that says –
My Love for Mom and Dad and Sister.”
Joke of the day – Face tattoo
“Hey Mom, look at my tattwo!”
Joke of the day – Meaning of life
Toddler: “What do you think the meaning of life is?”
Cat: “Well, I think it’s eating …
… and sleeping!”
Toddler: “Yup, that’s what I thought.”
