Me: “What’s the name of your bank?”
Shaye: “Piggy!”
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Joke of the day – Bank Director
Mr A: I’m new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little Jimmy: I will, but only if you pay me twenty dollars.
Mr A: Why should I pay you so much?
Little Jimmy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.
Joke of the day – Withdrawal symptoms
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Whenever I go near a bank
I get withdrawal symptoms.
Joke of the day – Bank
Jim: What’s the name of your bank?
Wilbur: Piggy
Joke of the day – Apache
An Apache goes into a bank and asks for a loan of 200 dollars. The bank manager asks for collateral.
“I have 150 horses,” says the Apache, so the bank manager lends him the money.
A month later, the Apache comes into the bank with 2220 dollars in his hand and pays off his debt with interest.
“Wouldn’t you prefer to deposit the rest of your money with us?” asks the bank manager.
The Apache looks at him suspiciously, then looks around the bank.
“How many horses you got?”
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