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Joke of the day – Bank Director

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Mr A: I’m new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little Jimmy: I will, but only if you pay me twenty dollars.
Mr A: Why should I pay you so much?
Little Jimmy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.

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Quote of the day – English Proverb

“Every path has its puddle.”

– English Proverb

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“No matter how much light I carry within me, there will always be times of feeling lost, being confused, seeking direction. It is the way of the human heart.”

– Joyce Rupp

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“You have brains in your head.

You have feet in your shoes.

You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.”

– Dr. Seuss

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“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.”

― Martin Luther King Jr.