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Joke of the day – Apache

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An Apache goes into a bank and asks for a loan of 200 dollars. The bank manager asks for collateral.

“I have 150 horses,” says the Apache, so the bank manager lends him the money.

A month later, the Apache comes into the bank with 2220 dollars in his hand and pays off his debt with interest.

“Wouldn’t you prefer to deposit the rest of your money with us?” asks the bank manager.

The Apache looks at him suspiciously, then looks around the bank.

“How many horses you got?”

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Joke of the day – God and Einstein

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Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord…
“God, what does a million years mean to you?”

The Lord replies, “A minute.”

“Einstein asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”

The Lord replies, “A penny.”

Einstein asks, “Can I have a penny?”

The Lord replies, “In a minute.”