Joke of the day – Gravity

Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”


[Source: AcademicTips.org]


Joke of the day – Beans

A teacher asked her Year 1 students to write a sentence with the word “beans.” 

John:   “My father grows beans.

Mary: “My mother cooks beans.

Timmy: “We are all human beans.



Joke of the day – Show and tell

A primary one teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. The assignment is to bring something to represent their religion.

Jude:   “I’m Jewish and this is the Star of David.”


Mary:  “I’m Catholic and this is the Crucifix.”


Tommy:  “I’m Baptist and this is a casserole.”





Joke of the day – Real name


Teacher :   “What is your name?”

New student:  “Spider-man.”

Teacher:  “No, I mean your real name.”

New student:  “Oh, I’m sorry….it’s Peter Parker.”





Joke of the day – Creative writing

A teacher asked her students to write a sentence

using the words ‘defeat, defense and detail‘.

Little Tommy wrote: 

De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.


Joke of the day – I have a question

During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.

Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”

Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”

Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”