Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”
Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
A primary one teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. The assignment is to bring something to represent their religion.
Jude: “I’m Jewish and this is the Star of David.”
Mary: “I’m Catholic and this is the Crucifix.”
Tommy: “I’m Baptist and this is a casserole.”
During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.
Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”
Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”
Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”
Teacher: “How many feet are there in a yard?”
Bobby: “It depends on how many people are in the yard.”
Teacher: “Johnny, name the four seasons.”
Johnny: “Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.”