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Quote of the day – C. S. Lewis

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If only this toothache would go away,
I could write another chapter on the problem of pain.
C. S. Lewis

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Joke of the day – Creative writing

A teacher asked her students to write a sentence

using the words ‘defeat, defense and detail‘.

Little Tommy wrote: 

De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.

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Joke of the day – Horse ‘writing’

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A father was amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.

Father: “What are you doing up there?”

Son: “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.”