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Joke of the day – Horse ‘writing’

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A father was amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.

Father: “What are you doing up there?”

Son: “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.”

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Joke of the day – Gift exchange

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My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework.

One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with _________.”

His response: “Receipts.”

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Joke of the day – Bathtub

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A farmer and his son were on a train headed for their first visit to the city when a priest hobbled into their compartment on crutches, with his foot in plaster.

“Slipped in the bathtub,” he explained.

When the priest got out at the next station the son said, “What’s a bathtub, Dad?”

“I dunno son, I’m not a Catholic.”

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Joke of the day – The Millionaire’s Son

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Mrs. Smith, the third grade teacher, gave the term test to her students. Richie, the son of a millionaire knew he will not pass the test. Reaching into his pocket, he found a $100 bill and he attached it to his test with a note, “A dollar per point.”. The next day Richie received his test papers with a note, “Good try!”, along with $60 change.

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Joke of the day – The lawyer’s son

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The lawyer’s son wanted to follow in his father’s footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went home to join his father’s firm.

At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father’s office and said, “Father, father! In one day I broke the Smith case that you’ve been working on for so long!”

His father yelled, “You idiot! We’ve been living on the funding of that case for ten years!”