Joke of the day – Bathtub


A farmer and his son were on a train headed for their first visit to the city when a priest hobbled into their compartment on crutches, with his foot in plaster.

“Slipped in the bathtub,” he explained.

When the priest got out at the next station the son said, “What’s a bathtub, Dad?”

“I dunno son, I’m not a Catholic.”


Joke of the day – Rabbi and Catholic Priest


The rabbi was hit by a bus and first on the spot was his old friend the Catholic priest who thought it was an excellent opportunity for conversation.

“Do you believe in the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost?” whispered the priest.

The rabbi opened his eyes. “I’m dying and you ask me riddles!”