I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
A father was amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.
Father: “What are you doing up there?”
Son: “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.”
A rancher asked a veterinarian for some free advice. “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, and sometimes he limps. What shall I do?”
The veterinarian replied, “The next time he walks normally, sell him.”