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Joke of the day – Liar

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Teacher:   “Do you know what happens to liars when they die?”

Timmy: “Yes, ma’am, they lie still.”

 

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Joke of the day – Trangression

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minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”

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