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Quote of the day – Aziz Gattoufi

“I sit in doubt
You can’t appreciate
the good apple if you
haven’t taste the bad one
You are not a lion but a liar
A tiger to be precise
bad tiger to be humble
we have to settle down
we have to sit down
I hate the feeling of
you are right
And I’m wrong.”
Aziz Gattoufi
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Joke of the day – Animal chat

Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”

Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”

Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”

Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”

[Souce: http://www.unijokes.com]